Bitch, Swerve. ღInsane Fiend ♡J a r e d♡
cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
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ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this
tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS

kissingpics:

18 Things Not to Say or Do During Sex (18 Images)
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zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude